I'm Not a Metrosexual Little Emo Boy: Download

Your Band Sucks and I Don't Like You: Download

You're Wasting Your Life: Download

Suicide and Prostitution: Download

If You Can't Sprout a Penis Then Shut Up: Download

Don't Whack Off to Scrambled Porn on LSD: Download

How Many of You Losers Have the Same Tattoos?: Download

I Wish I Was a Fat/Ugly Man: Download
(Not one of the greatest hits, but its really funny to hear a robot say "chubmonsters")

If You Aspire to be a Model... Kill Yourself: Download